yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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