There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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