Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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