I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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