i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
my poor anus
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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