Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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