You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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