I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You can make out without kissing
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