Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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