no you cant smoke seaweed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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