Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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