let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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