trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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Houston, we have a squirter
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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