We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You may now shotgun with the bride
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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