Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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