his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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