words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
