I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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