with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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