I wannas sexs uuuuu
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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