Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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