well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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