If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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