let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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