Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i think my mom watched the whole time
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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