I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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