I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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