i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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