Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I smell stomach acid.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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