I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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