you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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