I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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