Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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