super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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