Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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