I hate your face
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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