is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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