so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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