Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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