Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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