Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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