is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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