if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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