Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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