Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
