her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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