we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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