But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
