I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Houston, we have a blender
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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