me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
