It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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