using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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