apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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