Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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