he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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